26 March 2006

ILL FRIDAY: Monster

Conker Monsters


This was the house hidden back from the road near from where I grew up. They told us monsters lived there, up in the conker trees.

Every year, I would see those fine conkers just sitting there waiting to be picked, but I was way too small to climb in.

A railway line passed next to the trees, and the bigger kids would climb down the railway banks to get to the conkers. One day a kid got electrocuted on the tracks and died. The family that lived there upped and moved away, and the gate stayed locked.

Some folks tried to blame the monsters, but us kids knew different.

Now when I see conkers on the floor, I think of the monsters, still there behind the locked gates, playing conker fights with ghosts of those kids passed away, keeping them happy in the dark afterlife.

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I hope you'll remember them next time you're passing conker trees on a train. Give them a wave. They'd really like that they would.

You may even see them wave back.


19 March 2006

ILL FRIDAY: Feet

Big Toe Fight


Here you can see my toes making up with each other after a fight.

Toes don't tend to stay mad for long.


Unlike knees.

15 March 2006

SEVILLE: Ryanair


The plane back gave me a bad head.

SEVILLE: Parque Maria Luisa


I liked doing the trees here

SEVILLE: Alcazares parque sketch

SEVILLE: Alcazares parque


why do I like palm trees?

SEVILLE: Ole!


This is what most women look like in Seville.

SEVILLE: Plaza de la Virgen


It was getting dark when we got out our coloured pens and drew.

SEVILLE: Abstracto


And this is what most men looked like there...

SEVILLE: Hotel Zurbaran wall


This is the first of a set of drawings I did on Holiday in Seville. This is what was hanging on our wall in the hotel.

05 March 2006

Ear Wiggy


Ah remember when I was a nipper I found something wrigglin' in my ear. Looked somethin' like this (NOT me, the earwig).

Sel po-trait


Yuk.

01 March 2006

Sissy


Today I am afraid to jump into the water.
It doesn't look real.